Dateline: The Not-So-Friendly Skies
In a press release dated March 28, 2012, Airline Wresting Federation President & CEO, Pyle D. River and his promotions team of Hasker, Boyles, & Reuben, LLP announced the creation of a new entertainment conglomerate planning to bring world-class wresting to the skies and traveling fans of sports entertainment.
It is our pleasure to announce, with great enthusiasm, the formation of Airline Wrestling Federation, Inc., purveyors of the next generation of sports entertainment,
bringing the highest quality athletes to the skies above. No longer will travelers and fans of sports entertainment be limited to movies and music. We’re taking
entertainment off your laptop and screens and putting it in your face. Beginning June 1, 2012, AWF, Inc. will introduce you to new levels of wrestling the likes never
before seen in the skies above. Imagine your Pilot and Co-pilot going toe-to-toe with Flight Attendants at their sides. Afterwards travelers will be offered the
opportunity to purchase posters and t-shirts of the the crew member they supported. Audience participation will be encouraged. No longer will you have to sit back and be
satisfied with a newspaper story about a crew gone wild or passengers running amok. See it live and in your face like never before.
These are exciting times and AWF, Inc. is glad to be the leader in the future of sports entertainment. When booking your next flight, be sure to request AWF. Don’t have it? Tell’em to get it!