First Lady, Michelle Obama, announced today her plans to tour the nations largest airports in an effort to draw attention to the menus being offered to our traveling public. As a follow-up to her recent efforts to draw attention to and improve the menus of public schools, Obama is endeavoring to carry this momentum to…
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Welcome to Boston Logan International Airport. I’ll be your TSA Officer today and will be guiding this passenger security interview. I will be asking you questions and will be measuring your responses for physiological changes, eye contact, mood changes, response quality, creativity, and timeliness. Please use your time wisely to consider your best response, so…
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Getting through the security checkpoint at the airport is on most travelers’ minds these days. Many people experience discomfort when exposed to the search techniques employed by TSA personnel. Enhanced pat-downs that leave travelers feeling violated and scanning devices that create full-body images that leave only minutia to the imagination are being challenged across the…
Washington DC – The FAA announced its plan today to increase staffing in flight towers from 1 to 2 air traffic controllers on overnight shifts. Due to President Obama’s budget proposal, which includes $775 mil in budget cuts, the necessary funds to accomplish these additions may have to come from the airports themselves. Taking a…
Was your flight delayed by inclement weather? Maybe even cancelled? Well then, aren’t you the lucky traveler! Welcome to Airport Camp! That’s right, Airport Camp. At no extra cost, you get a fun and exciting evening of “camping” inside one of the busiest airports in the United States. Cozy up with other travelers sharing the…
Dateline: December 10, 2010 The Federal Aviation Administration has released information detailing their new Aircraft Lost & Found initiative. This initiative was brought about when it became evident that much of the aircraft registration information had been lost or is incomplete on up to one third of the nation’s private aircraft fleet. This represents more…
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In a public statement earlier today, the TSA admitted that it may have made a mistake in requiring “enhanced pat-downs” of travelers who opt out of the full body image screenings. In an effort to assuage the traveling public, and restore confidence in airport security while respecting the individual’s rights to not be subjected to…